Artery--The study of paintings.
Bacteria--Back door to cafeteria.
Barium--What doctors do when patients die.
Benign--What you be after you be eight.
Catscan--Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize--Made eye contact with her.
Cesarean Section--A neighborhood in Rome.
Colic--A sheep dog.
Coma--A punctuation mark.
D&C--Where Washington is.
Dilate--To live long.
Enema--Not a friend.
Fester--Quicker than someone else.
Fibula--A small lie.
Genital--Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series--World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail--What you put your coat.
Impotent--Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain--Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff--A Doctor's cane.
Morbid--A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates--Cheaper than day rates.
Node--I knew it.
Outpatient--A person who has fainted.
Ovaries--You get to try again.
Pap Smear--A paternity test.
Pelvis--Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative--A letter carrier.
Recovery Room--Place to do upholstery.
Rectum--Pretty near killed him.
Secretion--Hiding something.
Seizure--Roman emperor.
Tablet--A small table.
Terminal Illness--Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor--More than one.
Urine--Opposite of you're out.
Varicose--Near by/close by.